Why Duck Hunting is better then Sex!!

Got this as an E-Mail!! It's great and so true!!

>>1. You don't have to hide your duck hunting magazines.
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>>2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to duck hunt with
you
>>once in a while.
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>>3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about duck hunting.
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>>4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you duck hunting
>>in your jon boat, you don't have to worry about them showing up on
>>the internet if you later become famous.
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>>5. Your duck hunting partner doesn't get upset about people you
>>duck hunted with long ago.
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>>6. It's perfectly respectable to duck hunt with a total stranger.
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>>7. When you see a really good duck hunter, you don't have feel
>>guilty about imagining the two of you duck hunting in a lay down
>>blind together.
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>>8. If your regular duck hunting partner isn't available, he/she
>>won't object if you duck hunt with someone else.
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>>9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you duck
>>hunt by yourself.
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>>10. When dealing with a duck hunting pro, you never have to wonder
>>if she is really an undercover cop.
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>>11. You can have a duck hunting calendar on your wall at the
>>office, tell duck hunting jokes, and invite coworkers to duck hunt
>>with you without getting sued for harassment.
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>>12. There are no duck hunting Transmitted Diseases.
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>>13. If you want to watch duck hunting on television, you don't have
>>to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
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>>14. Nobody expects you to duck hunt with the same partner for the
>>rest of your life.
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>>15. Nobody expects you to give up duck hunting if your partner
>>loses interest in it.
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>>16. Your duck hunting partner will never say, Not again! We just
>>duck hunted last week! Is duck hunting all you ever think about?
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>>17. If you get done hunting before your partner it's ok.
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>>18. 2 3/4', 3', and 3 1/2' are sufficient for duck hunting.
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>>19. In duck hunting its okay to compare loads with your buddies.
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>>20. You don't have to worry about your kids duck hunting too young.
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>>21. You can't catch bad shooting from your duck hunting partner.
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>>22. In duck hunting you can reload in 6 seconds.
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>>23. In duck hunting you can bag 5 a day and not be in trouble.
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>>24. In duck hunting a dead woodie is something to be proud of and
>>show off to everyone.

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Heaven on Earth does exist! Its a Duck Blind , a thermos full of hot coffee and the boys. Oh yah dont forget the birds in the sky, followed by the words TAKE EM BOYS!!