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Poor Chicago....

Twenty major events that have occurred since the Chicago Cubs
last laid claim to a World Series championship:

1. Radio was invented;
Cubs fans got to hear their team lose.

2. TV was invented;
Cubs fans got to see their team lose.

3. Baseball added 14 teams;
Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs.

4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th,
50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.

5. Haley's comet passed Earth twice.

6. Harry Caray was born....and died. Incredible, but true.

7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and ALL Chicago teams won
championships in each league.

8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs
given up by Cubs pitchers.

9. Sixteen U.S. Presidents were elected.

10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.

11. Prohibition was created and repealed.

12. The Titanic was built, set sail , sank, was discovered
and became the subject of major motion pictures, the
latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes
on the bottom can come out on top.

13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the
National League.

14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of
the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles
have since rusted and been taken down.

15. A combination of 40 Summer and Winter Olympics have been held.

16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown;
several thanked Cubs pitchers.

17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back in.

18. The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox
and the Florida Marlins have all won the World Series.

19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games;
they lost the majority of them.

20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma and New Mexico were
add ed to the Union.

Great Quotes in Cubs History

"Noise pollution can't be that much of a problem [at Wrigley].
There's nothing to cheer about."
--State Rep. John F. Dunn, arguing for the installation
of lights at Wrigley Field

"If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic."
--Whitey Herzog

"There's nothing wrong with this team that more pitching,
more fielding and more hitting couldn't help."
--Bill Buckner

"You get tired of looking at garbage in your own backyard."
--Cubs manager Lee Elia in 1983 about why the Cubs got rid
of so many players. Elia was fired later that same season.

"The Cubs were taking batting practice, and the pitching machine
threw a no-hitter."
--Radio deejay

"The only bad thing about being released by the Cubs is that
they made me keep my season tickets."
--Ken Rietz, ex-Cub third baseman

"Would the lady who left her nine kids at Wrigley Field pl ease
pick them up immediately? They are beating the Cubs 4-0 in
the 7th inning."
--Radio deejay

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i guess i dont hate humans, but i really dislike them.

Oh man that was awesome! Hahahahahaha Laughing

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i guess i dont hate humans, but i really dislike them.

Yep, funny stuff right there, lol.

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Wow! I never realized just HOW BADLY they sucked!!! Laughing

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