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capnrudy
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John McCain and Barack Obama, while on the campaign trail, somehow - by some strange coincidence - ended up in the same barber shop, getting a haircut. Everyone in the shop sat in silence, afraid anything they said would spark a heated debate. Finally, upon finishing Obama's haircut, the barber reached for the aftershave. Obama stopped him, saying "No thanks on that. If my wife smelled it, she'd probably think I've been inside a whorehouse."
Finishing McCain's haircut, his barber also reached for the aftershave, but hesitated. "Go ahead", McCain said. "My wife wouldn't have any idea what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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Birdman
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Wow! Hahahahaha! Thats a good one!  
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