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mallard_chic
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Joined: 04 Feb 2008
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed
by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Birdman
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Wow, thanks for that one mallardchick  . Hahaha. Thats funny stuff right there.......Very clever. 8)
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