Carrying Boards

Sven is new in town and is looking for work, he goes around town looking for some one to hire him. He comes across a lumber yard and sees the sign that says help wanted, he goes into the building and asks for the boss. He gets into the bosses office and the boss says, so Sven your looking for work huh? Sven:ya I am you got anything around here i can do. Boss: Ya as a matter of fact I do, look out that window there, you see those boards leying in a pile. Sven: Ya Boss: I want you to take those boards from that pile there and move them over there. Sven heads outside and he grabs a board and carries it across and sets it down, Sven: that was a heavy board but the boss is watching me maybe i should take 2. Sven picks up 2 and they are really heavy but he manages to get them to the other side. the boss is still watching so he desides to take 3 this time. He gets them to the other side some how and the boss is still watching so he takes 4 boards and he is pretty much falling oer but he gets to the other side. He looks up at the window and the boss is still watching him. He thinks to himself I'm never gonna be able to take 5 boards. Just then the boss is thinking man he is a good worker he should take a break so he opens his window and yells hey sven take 5. Sven: F*** you i quit.

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