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MNduckkiller
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Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt with her, as a little more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida, she asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, she started to slowly clap her hands, once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then she said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

A young voice, with a proud southern accent, (probably Johnny),

Pierced the quiet.......

'Well, stop clappin, ya stupid bitch!

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ROFLMAO! If I am ever blessed with kids, I hope mine will be just like that one. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Man you gotta love that damn little Johny! Givin that was the kids name!!

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thats great. and yes i surely hope mine turn out like that also. Laughing

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